Marissa CristianoFeb 18, 20193 minWhy Do Millennials Hate Milk?It’s now popular knowledge that millennial tastes are the undoing of the current world order. Nothing is safe from the cruel poshness of millennial tastes, n...
Marissa CristianoFeb 18, 20193 minMillennial Food Pyramid, Revised.As an expert millennial, with over 24 years of experience millenniating, I was thrilled to see an acknowledgment of my generation’s contribution to the nutri...
Marissa CristianoFeb 18, 20195 minThe Processed Woman : How the Gilmore Girls Made it Cool to Love Junk FoodI’m a (marginally) fat girl who loves junk food. Years ago, I would have never said this aloud. I would have felt too much guilt. Last night, I picked a rogu...