Marissa Cristiano
Why Do Millennials Hate Milk?
It’s now popular knowledge that millennial tastes are the undoing of the current world order. Nothing is safe from the cruel poshness of...
Search
Marissa Cristiano
Millennial Food Pyramid, Revised.
As an expert millennial, with over 24 years of experience millenniating, I was thrilled to see an acknowledgment of my generation’s...
Marissa Cristiano
The Processed Woman : How the Gilmore Girls Made it Cool to Love Junk Food
I’m a (marginally) fat girl who loves junk food. Years ago, I would have never said this aloud. I would have felt too much guilt. Last...